one lucky ducky

once upon a time.... threeeee little ducks tooted and then two died so the one that didnt was one lucky ducky

my headphones

sometimes mr.b gets mad at me for having my headphones in my ears. even though there not plugged in. i have my headphones in right now but mr.b doesn't know. he's not here right now, we gots a sub... he is so BORRING!!!!

My Golfball

on thursday i found a golfball. its very white, kidalike snow except not as cold. my golfball bounces so high, i think my ball can fly. my golf golfball says“high trajectory” on it, but i dont know whut that means. when i have my golfball it seems like life is swell. i think that my golfball is cooler than your golfball. my golfball has a red number 2 on it. my golfball makes me feel special. i’ll never give away my golfball, never, ever, never not ever.

When Healthy Foods Go Bad!!!!!!

one day, an evil tomato was planning to kill his arch enemy, Ketchup. they had been fighting for many tiring years. But little did they know that a new super power was growing in a far away land. this thing was a super evil cucumber. the cucumber was bent on world domination. all he wanted to do was kill everything. so the evil fruits and vegetables all banned together to form the evil fruits&veggies gang. first they had to find the big bad peach, so that he might train them. once they had been trained in the art of veggies and fruits, they had to go over to hawaii to find the all-powerful pineaplle. once they found him, they went to russia. when they were in russia they drank a bunch of vodka. then they went to india, to fight the Super evil cucumber.once they found him they pwnd him with their chidori.

unidolphin

once upon a time there was an awesome species called the unidolphin. it was a cross between a unicorn and a dolphin. but sometimes the locals got them mixed up with the preditary species, the liger. but the uni dolphins payed dearly for thius dreadful mix-up and now they are all extinct.sometimes i wish i could be a unidolphin but i know i can't, and it makes me really sad.

the very skinny caterpiller

Once upon a time there was an evil caterpiller named Will. he was not nice at all, but he was really really mean. but the only reason he was mean is because he was fat. so then he went on a diet and got really skinny and nice. then he had an idea to sell his diet plan to other caterpillers. so when he was becoming very sucsesfull in the dietary buisness he bought a sports car and put pattents on the most common words in the english language. and then he started working out and he worked out so much that he died because heis muscles got too big and exploded.

The End

Cherokee Paragraphs

The Cherokee had many ceremonies and rituals. Some were used to promote good luck, and others were used to ward off evil spirits. The most common ceremony was the wedding ceremony. The most uncommon one was the peace pipe ceremony. The Cherokee believed that if you preformed a ritual wrong the gods would kill you. The Cherokee also had some disgusting rituals like the scalp ritual. The most interesting ceremony was the ceremonial plunges. The Cherokee also had ceremonies to thank the gods for food. They had ceremonial war face paintings which were very important. They also had ceremonies to honor the dead.

The Cherokee had many legends and stories that were passed down from generation to generation. The most famous Cherokee tale is “The Trail of Tears”. It is a true story about how the Cherokee were forced to walk 800 miles. 15,000 Indians had to make this trip and on the way there 4,000 of them died. It took them six long months to go that far. Another old Cherokee tale is “Grandmother Spider Brings the Sun”. This story is much more pleasant then “The Trail of Tears”. This story explains that long ago only half the world had sunlight and the other half was dark. It talks about how the animals tried to take some sun, but none of them could because, they weren't as clever as the spider. It also explains why the spider weaves a sun shaped web.

The Cherokee considered some animals to be sacred. The horse was sacred because it could run very fast and they could use it to hunt buffalo. Buffalo were sacred because they could provide meat, clothing, and tools. The wolf was also a scared animal because, it was a very good hunter, and the Indians believed that the wolf could talk to the spirits by howling. Bears are sacred because they are so strong. Foxes are sacred because they are very clever. Whales are also sacred because they live underwater. Otters are sacred because it has no natural enemies. Eagles are the most sacred animal to the Cherokee because they can live in the spirit world. Skunks are sacred because they have an odor that gets rid of bad luck. rabbits are sacred because they are very intelligent. Bats are also sacred because they can see in the dark. Badgers are sacred because they are very ferocious.

The Cherokee did many different dances, on many different occasions. They had a dance called the War dance. The war dance was preformed after a victory. They also had a dance called green corn dance. The green corn dance was to thank the gods for the first corn of the year. They also had some grotesque dances like the scalp dance. The scalp dance was meant to scare their enemies by scalping some of his troops. They even had a dance that would increase good luck, It was called the black paste dance. They had a dance called the ball dance, it has survived all this time and was changed to the game of lacrosse. They also had a dance called the stomp dance which would sometimes last for two days. During the stomp dance the Cherokee would have a huge feast.